Ey up. Kettle on. Stopcock off.It's brass monkeys and t'boiler's having a lie-in.I'm not being funny, but that's not condensation, love.It'll be reet. After we've been.Cousin Dave said cheaper. Cousin Dave's in Magaluf.Put wood in t'hole. Heat's escaping.Yorkshire: where 'a bit damp' means t'ceiling's coming down.We're not London prices. We're not London excuses either.Fair play, that boiler's had a good innings.Don't just put another jumper on. Ring Donny.That's not a drip. That's a personality.Now then. What's gone on this time?Ey up. Kettle on. Stopcock off.It's brass monkeys and t'boiler's having a lie-in.I'm not being funny, but that's not condensation, love.It'll be reet. After we've been.Cousin Dave said cheaper. Cousin Dave's in Magaluf.Put wood in t'hole. Heat's escaping.Yorkshire: where 'a bit damp' means t'ceiling's coming down.We're not London prices. We're not London excuses either.Fair play, that boiler's had a good innings.Don't just put another jumper on. Ring Donny.That's not a drip. That's a personality.Now then. What's gone on this time?
We issue CP12 gas safety records, service appliances, and keep a simple record of what was checked so you can send it to agents and tenants without chasing.
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What’s included
Landlord gas safety records (CP12)
Annual appliance servicing
Multi-property scheduling
Remedial quotes after inspection
Agent and tenant liaison
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